Grower: Moo Dank

Rating: 4.1

You gotta love the name Moo Dankโ€”inspired by the worldโ€™s most famous hippoโ€”a hippo most likely destined to land on some rich touristโ€™s dining room table perhaps washed down with a few Red Bulls? We ran into Moo Dank Farms at the 2024 Hemp Expo and they proudly shared their โ€œRed Bullโ€ cultivar with us. Red Bull is a pretty purple bud with orange highlights, great frosting and appreciated springy density. The aroma is sweet and sour with a faint red candy essence, some gas and some spice. The flavor starts quite nicely with a sweet fruity red taste, but after two or three puffs that flavor fades fast leaving the consumer longing for the immediate past. 

The high on the other hand is very good and enjoyable. This consumer was left super chill, relaxed with a nice tingling through the body and an alert and amused mind and very giggly disposition. The high is a creeper and as the consumer falls deeper into a relaxed state a delayed euphoria come through which really takes the high to the next level. 

I highly recommend this bud to all consumers looking for an amazing high. This bud really got me there. The aroma is nice, and I wish the flavor was up to that levelโ€”but all in all this bud gives an experience which leaves the consumer in a very happy place. Novice consumers, this bud is a creeper, a couple puffs max to begin with. 

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Mendel Menachem

Mendel Menachem is a curious and well-known cannabis commentator in Thailand, with a particular focus on locally grown flowers and their growers. His unwavering support for the local industry has earned him widespread respect within the Thai cannabis community. Mendel also regularly reviews cannabis from throughout the country, which he expertly reviews thanks to his renowned palate. Follow him on Instagram