🥦 Terp Report!👃🏼 – Soul Food Genetics | Dirty Bird (Ian Kalways selected pheno)
Type: Hybrid, leans Indica.
Terpenes: Beta-Caryophyllene, Humulene, Limonene – gassy, sour, and floral fuel hitting your senses.
Genetics:
Dirty Bird blends Falcon 9 (Sunset Sherbet x Tina) with Scotty 2 Hotty (Biscotti x Rainbow Chip), giving it that classic Sherbet punch with extra gas. The Falcon 9 brings sour citrus and candy gas, while Scotty 2 Hotty adds deep, earthy spice. It’s a perfect storm of terps and effects, giving you mental clarity and physical relaxation. Ideal for those days when you need something strong to get you through while keeping a smile on your face.
Sesh:
– Kickoff: Gassy citrus hits first, clearing the mind with sweet and sour vibes, followed by a peppery bite that tingles the nose.
– Cruise: As you settle in, a playdoh-like musk creeps in, grounding the experience. The initial energy mellows into deep relaxation without couch-locking you—perfect for light-hearted giggles.
– Landing: By the end, you’re fully relaxed but alert, ideal for unwinding or diving into a favorite hobby.
Flavour and Terpenes:
Dirty Bird serves up classic Sherbet flavour—sweet, sour, and gassy with a peppery punch. A floral fuel note like a lush bath bomb smooths out the finish, with a hint of playdoh that lingers just enough to remind you of the strain’s potency.
Experience Ratings:
– Vibe Check: 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦
– Munchies: 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦
– Giggle Fuel: 🥦🥦🥦🥦🥦
– Couchlock: 🥦🥦🥦
– Mind Melt 🥦🥦🥦🥦
– Nap Time: 🥦🥦🥦🥦
– Overall: 🥦 4.8/5
My Verdict:
Dirty Bird is top-shelf herb, perfect for when you need something special. The gassy, peppery, and floral terps hit hard but smooth. Balanced effects provide a powerful mental uplift that eases into body-melting relaxation. Great for a mellow night in or a creative afternoon to get in the zone.
Stay blessed, Stay high. 💨
